Instead fetch one of the fashionable Streetbelts with those iconic number plaques recycled from decommissioned fire hydrants. Yep, even these got numbered, logged and accounted for over here.
To stir up even more patriotic feelings, go for the Swissbelt which sports the famous Swiss cross.
Just perfect for the 1st August, the Swiss' national holiday.
Their store in Berne's Rathausgasse and on-line shop with 1000 buckles will leave you spoilt for choice.
Then, maybe the twerk will just do the trick... Here's how to twerk.